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1. (Random) (3264↑, 1147↓)
The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed. Often used by an [MTVeenager].

Uni Student: "Cheese\! HA HA\!" Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM\! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."

2. (random) (1225↑, 496↓)
For the love of God, stop using this word. It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're oh so unique for saying it. Give it a fucking rest.

Mindless teenager: Omg I have to tell you what happened it was just so random Me: *clobbers with garden rake*

3. (random) (1125↑, 473↓)
1) What teenage girls regard as the funniest type of humor. 2) The shittiest type of humor.

Teenage girl 1: Guess what? Cheese\! Haha\! Teenage girl 2: Ninja monkeys steal my underwear at night\! Teenage girl 3: Monkey\! LOL\! Me: *loads clip into [mac-10]*

4. (random) (988↑, 451↓)
when someone says simething completly out of the blue that has nothing to do with anything you were talking about

tom: "yo watsup jon" jon: "i was walking to the olive garden today and i saw some guy with a top hat pop out of the sewer and he told me he was a rainbow six agent on a misson from Kibdue god of steel mugs so i told him exactly my deductions from the cherry tree last sunday"

5. (random) (867↑, 392↓)
Something or a group of things that follow no criteria or pattern. A word often misused by morons who don't know very many other words.

Correct: The decay of a radioactive isotope is random. This is correct because nobody can predict exactly when the atom will decay. It actually doesn't follow a pattern. Incorrect: Lol\! Here r sum randome people I just met. This is incorrect because the people have been chosen by a number of criteria: they are people that happen to be closeby and people who are willing to talk to you. Incorrect: LoL here R sum randome words that I am thinking of. The words are not random because you have specifically chosen them on the criteria that they are "suprirsing" or "unusual".

6. (Random) (584↑, 286↓)
Losers who aren't funny use this word every sentence to try and be funny.

Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there\!

7. (random) (749↑, 552↓)
Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing. A very over-used word now, please people, use it when something really is random. See example below for a true example of random.

Holly: Sorry to hear your hamster died Bob... Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit? Holly: Random\! Custard cream please.

8. (random) (157↑, 44↓)
The latest rape of the english language

Shithead: Llamas are cool Shithead 2: Ha that was SOOO random dumb bitch: I was like, at this party? (sic) and this like random guy came up to me and just started talking to me? (sic) Me: Your a fucking moron

9. (random) (146↑, 43↓)
An event or value that is non-deterministic, hence unpredictable.

The system was modelled using random variables.

Author: officestrider http://random.urbanup.com/1711833
10. (random) (153↑, 52↓)
A word used entirely and explicitly by utter, utter cunts.

Cunt \#1: LOL BADGER Cunt \#2: OMG\! RANDOM\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

11. (random) (190↑, 89↓)
A decidedly ironic word. Considering that when words such as [cheese] become officially considered as random words they then cease to become random and in fact become irritating and even dull. Maybe another word should be created for things which are turly said out of the blue as using the word random just demeans them.

Inane idiot 1 - HEHE Cheese\! Inane idiot 2 - That was, like, so random.

12. (random) (92↑, 19↓)
An overused word by moronic teenagers, yes I am a teenager but even I'm getting sick of people thinking [random] is funny.

Girl: Oh My god, I'm really random lol\! =] Me: No, you're really stupid.

13. (random) (117↑, 44↓)
The most over used and misunderstood word in the english language. Commonly used by english teens, often buying into the fast growing subculture of emo. 1)Supposedly meaning spontaneous and off the wall by ignorant people. 2) how a large proportion of the myspace community describe themselves. 3) A way for morons to pretend they are capable of original though when actually every aspect of their lives is planned out meticulously with out fail.

Person A: and we said " mouse pad cups" Person B: How totally random of you Person C: quiet you mundane little twat, stop abusing that word. you have no concept of random that words to big for you. your misuse offends me. I ought to brick you

Author: Cryptkeeper 5 http://random.urbanup.com/1881897
14. (random) (100↑, 29↓)
Something pathetic annoying chavs/posers saying to make themselves sound cool

Normal Person: Hi everyone. How are ya? Strange Person: OMG RANDOM\!\!\!\!11111

15. (random) (69↑, 20↓)
1) adj. Having no specific pattern, cause, or objective. Often used in statistics. 2) The latest in a long line of buzzwords that teenagers use to replace meaningful conversation. Could be used as the focal point of the next general election campaign, eg 'We pledge to take forceful action against the word random, and against those that promote or condone its misuse, for example 14 year-olds. A special street task force will be created and empowered to clamp down on this blight sweeping our nation, using extreme force and/or death to eliminate offenders.'

- Take a random number and multiply it by itself. - We spoke to twenty random passers-by about this subject. or Person: Excuse me, do you have the time please? Idiot1: Monkey past cheese\! Idiot2: Ha ha haha Random\!\! Idiot1: Haha hahaha\! Person: Die you fuckers *opens fire*

16. (random) (67↑, 21↓)
The most unoriginal thing ever.

Waffles, penguins, cookies, pancakes, ect. \<--Not random Shouting these things does not make you random (aka cool). It makes you look stupid. I mean, wtf? How the hell is screaming "PENGUINS EAT WAFFLES ON MY PORCH\!\!\!1\random" random when that's exactly what the post above you said. I am so utterly pissed off at the over-use of the word random. It puts true acts of randomness to SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME.

17. (random) (76↑, 45↓)
The word near the top at the right hand side of this page. If you click on it, it will take you to a random definition\!

Isn't it random......

18. (random) (47↑, 19↓)
Impossible to predict

What you might have expected but also what you might never have is random.

Author: Nazeer Dadabhay http://random.urbanup.com/1667079
19. (Random) (34↑, 8↓)
A type of joke requiring no intelligence that ironically has been overused making it predictable.

Bob: Hey frank\! Frank: Yeah? Bob: Silver Turds\! haha how random ay\! Frank: ...not funny

20. (random) (42↑, 17↓)
A way for unfunny people to think they're funny. Randomness will often be accompanined by annoying Napoleon Dynamite quotes that no longer resemble any form of humour.

Randomer 1: lololol ninja llama cheese dick\!\!\!1\! I LIEK CRAYONS\@\!\!\!\! Randomer 2: lololol u r liek sooo random\!\!11\@ Randomer 1: I DOO WOTEVA I FEEL LIEK GOSH\!\!\!\!1\!

21. (random) (38↑, 14↓)
The most frequently used word by [DCDB's] other than the expressions "Omigawdd\!" and "Shut-up\!" Often pronouned in a very drawn-out manner, such as "RAAAAN-dom\!" for the purposes of making the speaker look "wacky."

"Julie that was soooooooo random\! I can't believe you know stuff about books."

22. (Random) (56↑, 38↓)
A term used to explain something out of the ordinary or something that doesn't make sense. A term I hear way too often and it pisses me off more then anything. Please, If you are going to be the R word or if something is so R or whatever, just try not to say the fucking word out loud. Just keep it to yourself and I'm sure everyone around you will notice and give you points. I mean, out of all the different types of humor, I do think it is the funniest when it doesn't make sense. Although, it is not funny to say the R word, and saying the R word is not so R itself. So please. Refrain\! Red light green light untill I die.

-Frank: It says I must use this word in a sentence\! Hogarth: Which word mom? Frank: Random Hogarth: Oh mom, my ears are on fire. Please make my bed then show me to the door. -It would be more simple if you just put the sock next to the scotch tape and let the gerbil take care of the rest. -Your hairbrush is full of dreams, and poison. -Jeff: So what is with this? Leonard: You are going to need a lot melt action up in that. Jeff: I really can't afford this. Leonard: You aren't a magic are you? Huh? cutie? look at that little dress, look at it. Leonard: Ghost treaty\!? Jeff: SLAP TIME\! Leonard: FUN PUZZLES? Jeff: STARVATION?\! Leonard: HAHAHA\! Jeff: HAHAHAHAH\! -What's more important to you, pancakes or making progress. I mean c'mon. -Mister Paddles has a coat HAH\! and it isn't even cold. Paddles is in such trouble\! What will he do? That Paddles, he's always getting himself into some unsettling situations. Yeah Paddles, I hear you. I will remove the hook. Soon Paddles. Love you Paddles. LOVE YOU\! Girl: Terry\! Grandpa is mean mugging himself again. He said he would stop if you would actually use the chess set for something other than musical chairs. You know how grandpa gets. Terry: TAKE THE DAMN THING BACK THEN I WAS HAVING FUN BEING AN IGLOO AND NOW EVERYTHING IS RUINED\!

23. (random) (29↑, 12↓)
The new "it" word among faux-intellectuals who believe that irrelevance equals originality. In short, glorified social incompetence.

Person A: "I can't believe I got a ticket over this crap, can you believe it?" Person B: "For real\! It's hella funny though, this one police car I saw had weird-ass stickers on it." Person A: "...what?" Person C: "Oh Person B, you're so random -- I love it\!"

24. (Random) (23↑, 8↓)
The latest word used by stupid teens who think they are so unique and unpredictable. They even use it when they talk. "Hey, look at that random building" What the hell makes that building so 'random'? Apparently is really funny too. Saying the word "cheese" out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation doesn't just ruin the moment, it makes you look even more pathetic.

Person 1: "Hey, you know what?\!" Person 2: "what?" Person 1: "I like cheese\!\!\!\!\!" Person 2: "That was like so random\!"

25. (Random) (25↑, 10↓)
A word meaning irrelevant or out of nowhere. Individuals often use this word to mask nonsensical "humor". Random is not the same as "unexpected"

Random humor is only random because it is in a context, thus making it stand out.

26. (Random) (11↑, 1↓)
Something that is said hoping that someone will laugh in return, but in the end, everyone thinks that you're a fat obnoxious bitch.

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG\! My ninja cupcake monkey just ate my jew cheese rainbow unicorn\!" Friend: "OMG\! My evil satanic monkey ninja cupcake robot cheese evil ninja monkey eater just rofld my cupcake cheese muffin evil satanic pokemon\!" Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG\! SOOOO RANDOM\!" Someone else: "SHUT THE FUCK UP\!"

Author: arabian sand goggles http://random.urbanup.com/5426981
27. (random) (62↑, 52↓)
Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective

"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs." "The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice." "Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon" "When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"

28. (Random) (14↑, 5↓)
ok.theres 200 pages of definitions that agree with me. WHY THE FUCK THEN DO PEOPLE STILL SAY IT?

Things considered "random" by the mindless twats of teenagers im: -putting repeated letters at the end of words. "Hii" "Randomm\!" "Oh my godd" "Rawrr" -Saying "rawr" "Rawrr\!" " OMG your so randomm like :D " - Being just like every other pradictable fucker. "LOL OMG" "Rawrr\!" - Wearing Neon. \>:l

Author: candycaneissocoollike http://random.urbanup.com/4160495
29. (random) (27↑, 18↓)
A random is when a male gets an uncontrollable erection... Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor\!\!)

Terry:Hey sam whats that in your trousers...\!? Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN\!\!\! Terry: OHH NO\!\! NOT A RANDOM?\!?\!

Author: Terry Houghton http://random.urbanup.com/3606721
30. (random) (9↑, 1↓)
an incredily overused word humongous douche bags use. Usually used by people who think they are smart.

Lexi: omg\! That was so random what you did right now\! phil: i will shoot you.

31. (random) (24↑, 16↓)
Actually the dictionary defines random as a thing done or said without thinking of the consequences and with no definite plan or pattern. This means that many of the things dissmissed as not being random within the 9 pages of its definition on this website, are in fact random. In fact those who believe in the theory of the big bang have to acknowledge a certain degree of randomness exists in everything that humans do, simply because there is no "definite plan" and we make our own decisions. Therefore, in the context of the universe, a man taking the train on his way to work in the morning can be seen as random. In the same way as university students deciding to go to a 24 hour tesco at 6am is random as it is a decision made without thinking of any consequences.

I am writing this definition without a definite plan and i am not thinking of any consequences as it is a decision i have made on the spot. Therefore, it is to a certain extent, random.

32. (Random) (8↑, 1↓)
The most[ annoying] word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.

"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate." "That was random, [LMFAO]." "No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."

33. (Random) (37↑, 30↓)
The act of being naked; most commonly associated with sleeping in the nude. (Adjective)

Cindy enjoys sleeping random on occasion.

34. (random) (14↑, 8↓)
A redneck term used commonly with large vehicles. Referring directly to making physical contact with something else using the vehicle.

Hey Bo, wheredyaget dem deers? I random over on the highway.

35. (random) (23↑, 17↓)
An unexpected [hard-on].

Dude, I was in class and I just got a random.

36. (Random) (9↑, 5↓)
An adjective used mainly by ignorant teenage girls to describe pre-determined, nonsensical words that are no longer funny.

Cynthia: "Oh my god\! I am so random\!" Intelligent Marcus: "Oh really?" *rolls eyes* Cynthia: "Yeah\! I like dinosaurs\! And monkeys\! And ninjas\! And condoms\!" Intelligent Marcus: "First of all, the plural form of the word 'ninja' is the same as the singular form. There is no such word as 'ninjas.' Second, that's not random. Half of that shit was stolen from your other friends on MySpace that are also NOT RANDOM. Third, you know what's really random? Glass jars manufactured in Mexico full of Komodo dragon semen. And Bill taping Nerf guns to his ankle. And radioactive ceramic electricity doing the Hokey-Pokey. That's random. Not fucking dinosaurs and squirrels and whatnot. Fuck off." *slaps Cynthia*

Author: Intelligent Marcus http://random.urbanup.com/4488536
37. (random) (4↑, 1↓)
(adj.) capricious, impossible to understand logically, vain or foolish. Often used to describe a choice no one would prefer, if he or she was thinking clearly.

Friend \#1: What? Your high-school English teacher made your class study King Lear for your Shakespeare play and learn all about old age and inheritance struggles? Hey instead, you could have been reading Romeo and Juliet and learning about teenage stuff like bleeding love, unreasonable parents, irresponsible advisors, and roving gangs of testosterone-fuelled hotheads\! Friend \#2: Well yeah, her choice was pretty random...we told her so, but she wouldn't listen to us\! It was a long two months....

38. (random) (4↑, 1↓)
irrelevant, unexpected, unusual. or for a more technical definition, selected on no particular attributes.

i can't think of any. here, i will insert the word random.

39. (Random) (19↑, 17↓)
A term used to define a new person. The new term for noob, generally used by online gamers and in gaming forums. On D2jsp.com, a random is a person thats new and only +1's topics for posts. This also can define users that are not liked by other more popular users, TheElite, JUVAHOLICS [ woof woof ], and Spdwar can be randoms on Pvp east.

Lajo is such a random for locking all those threads

40. (Random) (3↑, 2↓)
A synonym for "nobody." Used to refer to someone you consider to be so inconsequential that any effect their presence has on the situation could be just as effectively produced by any other person in the world instead of them. A derogatory name to deny any uniqueness or individuality a person has.

Team Captain 1: "Prepare to lose the championship, fools\!" Team Captain 2: "Hah\! As if you could defeat us pros with a bunch of randoms you found on the street\!"

41. (Random) (7↑, 6↓)
A word that is heavily misused. A kind of humor that CAN be good, but can also be heavily, heavily annoying.

Ex 1. Eariler today me and my friend were walking, I saw a bird. IN the middle of my sentance, I chased after said bird, then when it flew away, I dropped to the ground screaming "NOOOOO\!\!\!"=Funny. Ex 2. Person "OMG FREAKING CHESSSEEE\!\!\!" Friend of said person: "HAHAHA UR SO FREAKING RANDOM\!" Me: ".....Um excuse me? Was that an insult?"

Author: BEEEEEEPPPPP\! http://random.urbanup.com/3817966
42. (random) (9↑, 8↓)
The oft-used tool of the inexperienced comedian.

Person 1: RANDOM\!\!\! Person 2: What the smell? Person 1: Sorry, I just like cheese pies.

43. (Random) (17↑, 16↓)
used often in places where it really does'nt belong. ( eks. of that: you are so Random\!) supposed to be used in sentenses like these; (see below)

person 1: hey, pick a song. Does'nt matter what song..Just some random one\! person 2: ok, I pick (song title)\! \#or... 1: how did you know the answer?\! 2: took a guess.. 1: so, that you answerd right was just random eh? 2: yep...

44. (Random) (0↑, 0↓)
When someone does something very uncharacterustic, wierd, strange, and totally unpredictable

girl*starts line dancing at a hot dog stand* Boy- dude that was so random Boy 2- ikr

Author: Crazy4743368996 http://random.urbanup.com/5864856
45. (random) (3↑, 3↓)
To define a stranger or someone of little to NO significance.

Some random approached me at the club last night... I went on a date with some random I met the other night...

46. (Random) (7↑, 7↓)
A derogatory term that no one really knows the meaning of used in shooters such as Gears of War, which originated from the overrated clan-based community [Gamebattles]. Used mainly by people who believe that it is a successful substitution for a real insult, when in reality it only makes you look like a loser who takes online trash talking way too seriously.

Player1: Take the shotty to your face, RANDOM\! Player2: What? What did you just call me? Player1: You heard me, RANDOM\! Player2: ... Go die, now.

47. (random) (3↑, 3↓)
1)Unpredicatable, sudden event. 2)Irrelevant response.

1) Falling out of your seat. 2) :So, are you going to homework club after school today? :Yeah, I like that part too. Random

48. (random) (6↑, 6↓)
adj. no real reasoning, objective or pattern. however, people are using this word randomly to convey alternative things e.g. weird. See example. Note how the answer was on topic.

An example of how random is typically incorrectly used: Joe: What are you doing tomorrow? Bob: I'm going to go for a leisurely stroll with my dog in the scenic public park. Joe: How random.

Author: letsprocrastinate http://random.urbanup.com/949452
49. (random) (2↑, 2↓)
has been used in attempts to describe to laypeople why they never win the lottery.

The lottery administrator made a deal with one of his relatives whom he chose [at raondom] so they can split the 10 mil. winning purse. Also see [probability].

50. (random) (4↑, 5↓)
n. stranger used by people who have forgotten that an appropriate word already exists, and thereby use "random" as a ridiculous surrogate term.

I asked a couple randoms if they had a lighter.

51. (random) (2↑, 3↓)
An adjective used to describe a person who is not otherwise part of the action being described, often participating haphazardly.

Joe: After the Mongo Boys sprayed me with paint balls, a guy came up to me and poured a bucket of water on my head. Mel: Was he part of the Mongo Boys group that attacked you? Joe: No, he was just some random guy in the crowd.

Author: The Knowing Educator http://random.urbanup.com/2886420
52. (random) (2↑, 3↓)
This word is now a noun as well as an adjective. It refers to a person whom you meet 'randomly', or whose identity or relation to anybody else is unknown. It is often used to refer to people you meet at parties or on nights out, whose names you don't know or forget, and whom you never see again. You can also say 'random guy', 'random girl' etc.

"Who's that guy standing in the background of this photo with a mop on his head?" -- "I dunno, just a random who followed us in off the street, I think. He slept in the shed." "I didn't really know anybody there so I was just chatting to randoms all night."

53. (random) (3↑, 4↓)
Something irrelevant. Randomness or surrealness can be humurous. Some beleive using "random" words such as CHEESE or CHOCOLATE MILK is funny.

not random: flying sandwiches\!\!\!\!\! random: a boy in orange suspenders marches up to you at lunch, grabs a hostess cupcake from his tray and mashes it in his eye.

54. (Random) (11↑, 12↓)
adj. 1. Having no specific purpose or objective. 2. Relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution. 3. Unpredictable; weird.

"Paris Hilton has her own show." "Paris Hilton has her own show." "Paris Hilton has her own show."

55. (Random) (2↑, 3↓)
N. A special technique in Counterstrike where you shoot through the wall while not being able to see your enemy, but you shoot for no reason anyway which resultsin killing him.

n00b: You f*cking h4x0r, how the f*ck did you kill me? how did you know I was there? rand00m: random.

56. (Random) (1↑, 3↓)
a randy random mostly used in Gears of War 2 to describe a Random kid that sucks ass and jacks kills

Gears of War 2 Player: "Wow that Random just stole my kill"

57. (Random) (1↑, 3↓)
(noun). An unfamiliar person met while out with friends.

Alice: Hey, who's Eve talking to? Bob: Just some Random.

Author: M.Rexy.678024 http://random.urbanup.com/3901797
58. (random) (5↑, 7↓)
Prior to the apparent adoption of the word by chavs, a "random" was a slang term used to refer to a person who was clearly and obviously out of place in a particular milieu and whose presence was therefore questioned. Usually a neutral to negative connotation.

A: Who was that guy in the glasses and tweed jacket who showed up at our sorority meeting? B: Clearly some random. Some random dressed in a clown suit just ran across the quad mooning people.

59. (random) (5↑, 7↓)
Something that happens out of the norm, doesn't adhere to pattern, chaotic, nowadays a VERY overused and commonly misused word, making people like us who try to use it in it's true sense sound like teenage douchebags.

(retarded teenage use) We don't really need some random bass line in there. \#2 That shirt is totally random. \#3 Correct usage. "The word "random" should not be used randomly, you douchebag. Of course, you're so stupid you don't even know the definition, so why do I even try?"

60. (random) (5↑, 7↓)
A person that has no affiliation with you or your friends but beleives that they are welcome. These individuals are usually responible for awkward moments and confusion among large groups of friends where a random would be difficult to identify.

Who was that random fat chick last night? I though she was with you?

61. (random) (5↑, 7↓)
An uninvited, but harmless and not unwelcome guest at a party. Unlike a [gatecrasher], who spoil parties by drinking your beer, harassing your women and hijacking the turntables, a random blends in well enough to remain undetected until the following day after leaving.

'Who was that bloke in the long white robe with dreads?' 'I dunno, just some random I think...'

62. (random) (6↑, 8↓)
A word that describes something as off beat, or odd in the time in which it occurs or is seen. Since Mid 2003, the popularity of the word 'Random' has sky rocketed due to unknown reasons. Scientists and scholars alike have many theorys, but they attribute the rise in the use of the word to the Sub culture of Pop Punk.

Good charlotte fan: 'OMG\!\!\! I sat on a snail today\! It was green\!' Cheerleader friend: 'OMG\!\!\! Youre so random\!\!\!'

Author: Bitchin' Kitchen http://random.urbanup.com/422442
63. (Random) (0↑, 3↓)
An adjective used to describe someone who is hyper, drunk, or just crapped their pants.

As Dave Ming Chang guzzled down a bottle of ketchup, Gina Morrison thought 'Okayyy, that was RANDOM'

Author: ChocolateFantasyUnicorn http://random.urbanup.com/5407948
64. (random) (4↑, 7↓)
if you have to look up random, you will never be random.

person 1: (spazzes out) person 2: WOW SO RANDOM\! ha.

Author: \!\@\#$%^&*()_++)(%%\@\!\random http://random.urbanup.com/3824326
65. (random) (4↑, 7↓)
a code word used by dumbass teens to say that they are naturally high, or on crack

(kid is at a party and says sumthing really dumb and simple then Says: "i am sooo random man"

66. (Random) (1↑, 4↓)
To choose without [ur mom]. Or ur [sister].

You are so random you fuckin idiot. God you make me want to puke. Fuck you.

67. (random) (3↑, 6↓)
a person you do not know and have never known who still talks to you

Random:hey do u kno where the train station is im running late and have to be at the city by 5 o clock John:nope Random:k thankyou anyway Craig:dude who was that? John:just sum random

68. (random) (0↑, 3↓)
An adjective to describe a person who is not otherwise part of the action being described, often participating haphazardly.

Joe: After the Wild Boys sprayed me with paint balls, a guy came up to me and poured a bucket of water onto my head. Tom: Was he part of the Wild Boys group that attacked you? Joe: No, he was just some random guy in the crowd.

Author: The Knowing Educator http://random.urbanup.com/2671880
69. (random) (6↑, 9↓)
California Circa 1980. The first part is rising an the second syllable is falling, similar to how homosexuals say "fabulous." Used in conversation after someone says something that is a non sequitur or has no bearing on the conversation at hand, and is thus completely random.

"I want to go get pizza at Frantone's" "Frantone's was first built in 1967 by Antoine Frantonne. He changed the name in 1982 and started serving pizza." "Okay: RAN-dom"

Author: Darius Sunofovich http://random.urbanup.com/971503
70. (Random) (2↑, 5↓)
(adj) going no specific place, no purpose, also, like mentioned before, something totally unexpected and usually has nothing or little to do with the subject at hand.

In the case of Jay vs Dante Hicks, we find in favor of ((...Korean animators...)) BIG AMERICAN PARTY\! Everybody disco dancing\! Lots of fun, good time for all\! I'm having very good time\! Robot dancing\! - Clerks, the animated series

Author: Randy McRand Rand http://random.urbanup.com/167151
71. (random) (-1↑, 3↓)
1. adj. Something that is unpredictable. 2. A word used by characters on the TV show [ReBoot], meaning "[crazy]". 3. A video uploaded on [YouTube] for pure shock value that is crass, perverted, annoying, and just plain [stupid].

1. The lottery drawing used a random number generator 2. Bob and Dot have both gone totally random\! 3. youtube video code Ba7h-gEYlfw

Author: gfjksdghbvjksdfvhioehuj http://random.urbanup.com/4509683
72. (Random) (4↑, 8↓)
To be random is to say weird things when nobody expects it,or, maybe say something unexpected.

Person \#1: Isn't that dude over there SO cute? Person \#2: Totally\! He looks great in that red shirt\! Me: CABBAGES\! Person \#1: Well that was random.

Author: highschoolmusicalrox24 http://random.urbanup.com/3762174
73. (random) (2↑, 6↓)
1. (The common descriptive definition) This word is sadly overused, but in the correct situation as in the example below, this is the only suitable word and it accurately and sometimes hilariously describes the situation. . . . Perhaps saying something is a non sequitur can be used in place of random in some instances. **Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.

Teacher in front of the entire school: Good morning. How is everybody today? Good? Good\! Today we are here to talk about life insurance, so let me introduce our guest Mr. Bob Fowler. Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . . Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic? Student 2: Dude\! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?

Author: Elated Discord http://random.urbanup.com/2849104
74. (random) (1↑, 5↓)
lol, cheese lol, llama lol, spork lol, duck

That shit is random\!\!\!\!

75. (random) (5↑, 9↓)
the awsomeness and hilarity of being or saying somthing completely off the current subject

Person 1: Yeah, Pittsburg sucked this season Person 2: I like to dance in front of the Suncom store Person 1: Wow, that was random

Author: Senor Whoopass http://random.urbanup.com/2165139
76. (Random) (3↑, 7↓)
Random, acting or doing things that are in some way weird. A person who is random may also be classified as a [tool]. Someone who is random may have a mental condition, severe uglyness syndrome or even be from a different country and does not speak your language.

Person A; says something toatally out of context whilst in converstion with person B. Person B says; Fuck off you random son of a bitch. Originated in Canberra, Australia

77. (random) (3↑, 7↓)
When something is completely expected and not at all inexplicable. I can only assume the masses are being ironic when they use this word for this definition. Causes confusion among the older generations.

Dave: "Hey Steve, you see that air vent on the wall?" Steve: "I do, Dave." Dave: "It's placement is totally random." Steve: "Woah\! So it is."

78. (random) (3↑, 7↓)
Random is a term used for something which is very out of the blue, like when there is a big silence and then somebody says a 'random' word, which would normally not be at all funny, and then starts uncontrolable laughing. Random words made up (or adopted) by me (Lucy W): [shmugamuga], [chimpish fool], [silly plonker], [meep]...

Person 1: Hi Person 2: Hi *SILENCE* Person 1: Cows\! Person 2: That was random\! Person 1 & 2: HAHAHA\!

79. (Random) (0↑, 4↓)
An act or a phrase which is totally unrelated to it's context. For example, someone talking about what they did at the weekend and talking about fish.

"Stop being so random" "You are a random guy"

80. (random) (16↑, 20↓)
You just clicked on that button dude; do you really need a definition?

Honestly, where's your head at?

81. (random) (15↑, 19↓)
A word often used in [counter-strike] to describe a player whose performance lacks consistency and often changes sporadically.

\<WATERS`nearer\> I just went into \#noa and told Shaguar that hes random. LOL \<STYX`Renegade\> Shut up, Fagmo.

82. (random) (3↑, 7↓)
a word used by yosha birds in place of another word

maybe later we could get random and randomly randomize with randoms

83. (Random) (0↑, 4↓)
Something that doesn't make sence or was unexpected. Can be used as a noun and a adjective.

When the turkey ate the flesh covered sausage it was mad random. That's a random person.

84. (random) (1↑, 6↓)
An adjective used to describe a person who is not otherwise part of the action being described, often participating haphazardly.

Joe: After the Mongo Boys sprayed me with paint balls, a guy came up to me and poured a bucket of water on my head. Mel: Was he part of the Mongo Boys group that attacked you? Joe: No, he was just some random guy in the crowd.

Author: The Knowing Educator http://random.urbanup.com/2888072
85. (random) (2↑, 7↓)
Being random is fun, all my friends are random. But I am but a humble person, so I must abide by the nonsensical humour of my fellow friendlings and be random too.

Cheese. =] Ims random.

Author: SarahTheSpectacular http://random.urbanup.com/2769290
86. (random) (4↑, 9↓)
More than likely to be the little button you clicked on to get an unexpected word on urbandictionary.com Also used when something unusal happens.

Stevie: Tim, you seen my hat? Tim: Sponge\! Stevie: What a random comment. Tim: pwwaghahahahahaha\!

87. (random) (33↑, 38↓)
People who bother defining a very common word, that clearly has little to do with slang, after there are already 7 pages of definitions, of which roughly 2 are relevant.

Randomness is for hypocrites.

Author: NOT alex. Hehe. http://random.urbanup.com/957538
88. (Random) (2↑, 7↓)
a person who you bump into, normally in a club or a [festival] campsite, who comes up and talks to you, and you have a long pointless conversation. normally the random and yourself are pissed when said conversation occurs. if in a festival campsite, give the random a beer, or wine or dope.

We' were getting stoned at Glasto, when this random wearing a Velvet Underground T-Shirt came into our circle and chatted to us about his vision he had.

89. (random) (17↑, 22↓)
something said or done that is a little out of left field or a bit wierd, perhaps in a humorous way

sare: so yeah, then I walk up to her and I'm like - theeph: I think a small snail is masticating upon my foot. sare: Huh. Well that was random.

90. (random) (1↑, 7↓)
Saying something irrelevent to the conversation. Perhaps for fun, or to change the subject. But there is no reason for saying something random. It usually makes Brianne feel stupid when something's random.

ME: "ASDFKLJ" YOU: "what was the meaning of that?" ME: "there was none, it was random."

91. (Random) (6↑, 12↓)
Alright everyone has been saying cheese is random, W-T-F. Cheese is the most popular random word but the frigen most retarted, as shown i will give you a perfect example of Random. Random- Saying somthing that makes absolutly no sence but sounds wierd and fun so that you and your friends can call people it and laugh histericly. Or maby one that makes more sence,... Random- Somthing that makes absolutly no sence. Somthing that many kids like to do to make their friends laugh and just have fun.

Random- Well just saying, my PURPLE DINOUSAUR is an EMOSAUSAGE. It has a UNIBROW, and MASSIVE BUTT PUBES. It likes lady dragons ASS CHEEKS because when he BREATHES FIRE on her ass cheeks it makes them warmer than warm, but he also likes the SHIT that comes out of that lady dragons ass cheeks, just like MOTHER GOOSE and MICKYMOUSE, because they are always telling rabbits that TRICKS ARN'T FOR KIDS. Now to sum this all up= Purple dinosaur emosausage unibrow massive butt pubes ass cheeks breathes fire shit mother goose mickymouse tricks arn't for kids. Into a run on, Purple dinosaur's emosausage's unibrow likes massive butt pubes and ass cheeks while it breathes shit fire out its mother goose with its friend mickymouse while they shout "tricks arn't for kids". As you can see many random sentances can become other sentances that are just as good and make the same amount of sence,... NOTHING

92. (random) (3↑, 9↓)
Ok, first of all Random is not all about CHEESE, and those who think it is should DIE. Random is skipping across a playing field because nobody's looking. Random is when your mother says 'there is nothing wrong with being gay' and you say 'yes ive been to your friends house. Its very nice' Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party. ^^^ all of the above happned to me. I lead a crazy lifestyle.

PurpleHairedMother(\!\!):'Joe, get out of the fridge' LittleBrother:'No mum, im hibernating' Me: 'Im moving. this house is too random for me. (Actual conversation)

93. (random) (7↑, 13↓)
random [randomness] is out of the blue used commanly by mindless and moronic teenagers in an attempt to seem humerous and popular among here piers.

bob: hello fred , how are you today? fred: the yellow monkey attacked the weather man because he stole his cheese covered muffins in an attempt to save the world from the apocolapse and the end of biscuit farms everywhere. Bob:my , how random.

Author: Nikki the saint http://random.urbanup.com/1613566
94. (random) (3↑, 9↓)
a non-college person

"She won onto a random"

95. (random) (3↑, 9↓)
Something that doesn't appear to belong

i.e. you find a yo-yo on the ground going to class: "That's so random"

96. (Random) (2↑, 8↓)
a person you have never met; a person you do not care about

Quit talking to randoms and get your ass over here\!

97. (random) (29↑, 35↓)
used to assign distance to the subject - either to avoid going into detail, or to suggest a lack of knowledge of it. also can be used as a noun.

1. "there were about a dozen people at the party - Betty, Sue, Wilma, Christine, Peter and I, and about half a dozen random others." 2. "I didn't pull last night, but when I left, Stephen was getting off with some random guy." 3. "Nice party. Who are all these randoms?"

Author: Professor Heathen Stalking http://random.urbanup.com/864563
98. (Random) (30↑, 36↓)
Random - when something odd and irregular happens with no real reason to do so. eg.

Youre standing there waiting for a bus next to an old woman. Then suddenly, out of no where comes a guy in a chicken suit with dreadlocks who tackles to old woman to the floor, then sprints off screaming: "RAAAAAPE\!"

Author: the libertines rule. if you disagree i will kill j00 http://random.urbanup.com/820400
99. (Random) (3↑, 9↓)
Weird events, people, actions, etc. that are often associated with a large groups of people and consumption of even larger amounts of alcamahol.

This random bitch siad she drank "a vagina full of beer" and showed me her tits.

100. (random) (1↑, 7↓)
word applying to the world of [Vipjemon]

Note: altough [Vipjemon] battles may seem quite random, the player with the most points for his [Exxegussetest] always wins

Author: Jeroegiekoezl http://random.urbanup.com/459786
101. (Random) (5↑, 11↓)
Florp. Bibble-y-wibble-y-wibb. Yorf\! (That is random)

Neep neep neep, all the way home. How random.

102. (random) (6↑, 12↓)
A [non sequitur]. A statement or phrase that is unrelated to the topic of discussion.

"Okay, that was random."

103. (random) (4↑, 10↓)
Something totally out of the blue.

Jenn: Hi Rachel\! Rachel: Have you ever burnt your nose trying to sniff fire? Jenn: No... but hell, that was random\!

104. (random) (2↑, 8↓)
when you say something pointless that is off subject and it makes no since what so ever and it doesnt have a meaning

emma and lydia emma- hey bobuca what tis you be doing tonight lydia- nuttin jo jo jus about to go over the the banana and mate it with a pinapple to create a banapinapple emma- hmm.. have u ever wondered what it would be like to be dressed up in so much clothes that you were like a giant ball of fluff. Who was really hyper. So you would be a hyper ball of fluff. lydia- the wall

105. (random) (1↑, 7↓)
something completely out of the blue that makes no sense at all\!

Lydia and Emma thats a funky beat man. yea thats what i thought untill i ate the cake pie. strawberry? no bananna\! thanks fred, that took a lot of money didnt it?

106. (random) (2↑, 8↓)
An act by a person that is unexpected or just weird.

dam what the hell was that you random mofo.

107. (Random) (2↑, 8↓)
a stranger. something unfamiliar

so where did you meet this random?

108. (random) (3↑, 9↓)
a thing or action out of the ordinary

That was so random.

109. (Random) (2↑, 8↓)
Something stupid or strange.

That kid was mad random.

Author: PostalWrker27 http://random.urbanup.com/11400
110. (Random) (2↑, 9↓)
Somebody who is random at everything. Good at one thing one day then bad at it the next.

OMG Ephyouckay is so random. wow 1 deag hs? jeez eugene ur random.

111. (random) (3↑, 10↓)
Anyone who keeps guitar picks, sugar packets, stink bombs, computer chips with viruses on them, a palm pilot, and fortune cookie fortunes in their pockets all at the same time.

Random person: "Yeah and I also have a stink bomb somewhere in here...Crap\! Where'd it go?" Normal person: "Wow. I'm leaving."

112. (random) (4↑, 11↓)
Noun: A woman who no one really knows at a party, but still sketches/sluts around like she knows everyone. Not necessarily a [terrible] or [nuthugger], a random can be appealing to a drunk guy, and hooking up with her can result in props from friends.

Dude, Nate hooked up with a random last night\!\! Looks like there are some fuckable randoms in this piece tonight\!\! Calling someone a random is funny because its using an adjective as a noun.

113. (random) (3↑, 10↓)
well the word random used to be a good word but now because all mindless teens no are sayin the word this word has become meaningless ......it is totally over used .......... stop sayin random.

OmG that like like so totally random \!\!\! 8me8 omg u stupid twat shut the fuck up n stop saying that god forsaked word\!\!\!\!

Author: samantha foster http://random.urbanup.com/1453153
114. (random) (8↑, 15↓)
When you say something completely irrevelant to the subject of discussion, do something out of the ordinary, or think of completely different things at one time.

Damn, that was random.

115. (random) (4↑, 11↓)
Good old fashioned non sequitur. A word only to be uttered when something is done or said that leaves you completely and utterly confused and to think on it too long would cause massive hemmoraging

Hey, G hows it going Fine, D, I got an iPod--You know what? i love duvee covers...I mean porn, and red meat...but seriously duvee covers are the antichrist in a cowsuit--you know, i don't what the goth and prep obsession comes from, monkeys are like the redneck bumpkin cousin to humanity. Frank Zappa's hair is cool, if i were white, i would probobly be thinking about eating whipped cream. Ah...that was a tastey nail sandwich i had for my pre breakfast snack. But I digress. You were saying something? Ah...that was so frickin off topic it makes me want to vomit, never do that again. OR If it weren't for that horse you wouldnt have spent that year in colleg

Author: ManOfTheDiaspora http://random.urbanup.com/1314534
116. (random) (1↑, 8↓)
Something someone says completely out of the blue; used this sudden outburst.

Joe: Hey man did you finish your math? Henry: WHEN AH TURN ROUNDDDDD AH SEEEE ... JEEEEEESUS\! Joe: Ok, so no? Henry: mr body massage machine GO\!

117. (random) (4↑, 11↓)
Suprising, but usually awsome:)

*2 people talking about school* Person 1: Want a doughnut? Person 2: Wow that was random\!

118. (random) (3↑, 10↓)
when someone does something bizarre/inappropriate or out of the ordinary\!

this dodgy lad who was on a training course with me used to try and impress everyone by doing something unusual at an inapropriate time so we nicknamed him Randy-Random lol, like stick his work up his shirt pretend he forgot where he put it and then in a mr.bean voice would pull it out and say, something stupid like JAM JARS AND CRAZY CARS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BABY DOING HERE? Random\!\!\!

Author: Trinkbar_Trina http://random.urbanup.com/1150795
119. (Random) (7↑, 14↓)
Random is highly over used but when used in the correct context it should be something completely out of the blue and hilarious for example:

Jayne: So are you in Roch tomorrow? Vicky: Yea are you? Jayne: definatley... *sings* Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA FONE\!\!\!\! Vicky: *giggles* ... random\! Both: *SING* RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA FONE\!\!\!\!\! Jayne: I dont kno dude u threw that remote pretty fucking hard\!

120. (random) (4↑, 11↓)
Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW\!\!

Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ\!\!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME\!

121. (random) (5↑, 12↓)
16 elephants jumping on a trampoline whilst wearing balaclavers and top hats whilst humming the french national anthem backed up by an orchestra of chickens singing i will survive, and all this on an air craft carrier in the middle of the pacific ocean whilst alians shoot bolts of corn and chewing gum at them

bang bang hum hum bang squawk bang hum bang sqwauk zap bang squawk zap hum zap

122. (Random) (3↑, 10↓)
1)A person who doesn't matter and/or has no significance. 2) A person you don't know.

S: I think I had a sex dream last night. K: With who? S: Well see, I dont remember. I think it was a random.

123. (random) (2↑, 9↓)
1. strange, unknown 2. odd, silly

1. I dare you to ask some random chick for her number tonight. 2. What made you think of that? You are so random\!

124. (random) (4↑, 11↓)
a half platypus half elephant eating a peanut butter sandwitch with tomato sause and a 2 way radio that is operating on a rabid goldfish

see: [arfenhouse]

125. (random) (5↑, 12↓)
Stuffing ice cream into your ears until your toes catch fire, then plugging the gaps with oven chips.

Hello, I'm a foreign exchange student from Norfolk. I don't believe we've met. I'm currently studying antibodies. I hope we're in the same class.

126. (Random) (1↑, 8↓)
God of all that is chaos. he is your daddy

look there is random

127. (Random) (1↑, 8↓)
what words could possibly describe this one? these : usually something is considered random when it happens out of the blue , i.e. someone appearing unexpectedly or an event occurring when you least expect it. random is the best thing to ever happen in the history of the world.

While going on a random walk throughout the neighborhood, the two friends randomly saw them and preceeded to make a random dance throughout the street.

128. (Random) (1↑, 9↓)
It's a filler word which can be used to emphasize any phrase.

That's really random\!

129. (random) (4↑, 12↓)
Once upon a time Uma Thurman jumped off a building into a pile of goo which was left behind when Mr. McDonald and his army of angry woodland creatures swept up her mama and the ex-Circle, defined to make people feel bad. Chickens will kill the mutant ninja turtles and everyone will grow dreadlocks and yell, " I WANT THE T-SHIRT "\!

Guy: Hello Charlene. Charlene: GO DIE IN A JUMBLED JIGSAW LOBSTERS SOUP AND PIE FROM STOMANGA NANGA

130. (Random) (4↑, 13↓)
when something unexpected happens like...PURPLE MONKEYS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! LOL\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! No, seriously... Mike Cameron hitting four home runs in a game is NOT random. He did it through skill. Random things happen for no reason. Use the word correctly. Also, not in every sentence, please.

random stuff rox my sox

Author: Diggity Monkeez http://random.urbanup.com/914732
131. (random) (4↑, 13↓)
non essential, confusing and often misleading word, used in reponse to any sentence which may envoke slight shock or simply a confused state. most commonly used in situations which in fact, are quite common, and generally quite essential.

NOT RANDOM: person a: have u got any nieces? person b: yeh, my sister had a baby yesterday person a: WOW RANDOM\! RANDOM: person a:have u got any nieces? person b: There was this big yellow bear and he had a tribe ov owls and the owls had green hair and blue wings and very many eyes and one day the dog went to the beach and found The Land of Faraway and decided to go home, and then the Russian Pygmie Army bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands ran at Craig, but craig, having wings flew away, but in his panic, as he was terrified ov the Russian Pygmies bearing cocktail sticks by the thousands (some even had the little umbrella ones.....) he flew straight into the Empire State building, and in a severe state of shock and confusion (as he lives in Clevedon and didn't know where the Empire State building came from) he got a marmite sandwiche out from his bag and ate it. But out of no where a parcel arrived for Egbert, which was a very parculiar thing as no one but me knows anything about Egbert (as he lives in my shoe) and i didn't send him a parcel. To pollys surprise the clouds had turned orange and ofcorse this means it was raining apple juice (durgh). I was walking down the road the other day and suddenly this cookie fell from the sky right in front ov me, 'no waaaaaay' said the man, 'itz raining fucking doughnuts', so he picked up his cat and carried on his journey to Jupiter. person a: WOW RANDOM\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

132. (random) (3↑, 12↓)
When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT\! Oh. That. No, those\! Who? THAT\! That's not what I meant. I asked second\! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? [Scew flanders].

celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck\! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK\!\! classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck? celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha\!\!\!

Author: Bulletproof Marshmallow http://random.urbanup.com/315437
133. (Random) (2↑, 12↓)
Someone who does something thats compleatly stupid or is a fuckwit

"Dude jono is such a random"

134. (Random) (7↑, 18↓)
Random is when something happens out of the blue, with no real reason or purpose. It, in my opinion, is WAY funnier than stuff that makes sense. Lets compare Frasier to Monty Python's Flying Circus, shall we? Frasier obviously represents organized comedy, and M.P.F.C. obviously stands for Random Comedy. If you didnt know that already, you are retarded. I'll show you what I mean:

|||FRASIER||| Roz: "Ever heard of Lupe Velez?" Frasier: "Who?" Roz: "Lupe Velez, the movie star in the '30s. Well, her career hit the skids, so she decided she'd make one final stab at immortality. She figured if she couldn't be remembered for her movies, she'd be remembered for the way she died. And all Lupe wanted was to be remembered. So, she plans this lavish suicide - flowers, candles, silk sheets, white satin gown, full hair and makeup, the works. She takes the overdose of pills, lays on the bed, and imagines how beautiful she's going to look on the front page of tomorrow's newspaper. Unfortunately, the pills don't sit well with the enchilada combo plate she sadly chose as her last meal. She stumbles to the bathroom, trips and goes head-first into the toilet, and that's how they found her." Frasier: "Is there a reason you're telling me this story?" Roz: "Yes. Even though things may not happen like we planned, they can work out anyway." Frasier: "Remind me again how it worked for Lupe, last seen with her head in the toilet." Roz: "All she wanted was to be remembered. Will you ever forget that story?" |||Monty Python's Flying Circus||| Mrs. Podgorny: Oh, a blancmange gave you an order for 48,000,000 kilts? Angus: Aye\! Mrs. Podgorny: And you believed it? Angus: Aye, I did. Mrs. Podgorny: Och, you're a stupid man, Angus Podgorny. Angus: (getting a little angry) Oh look woman, how many kilts did we sell last year? Nine and a half, that's all. So when I get an order for 48,000,000, I believe it - you bet I believe it. Mrs. Podgorny: Even if it's from a blancmange? Angus: Och, woman, if a blancmange is prepared to come 2,200,000 light years to purchase a kilt, they must be fairly keen on kilts. So cease yer prattling woman and get sewing. This could be the biggest breakthrough in kilts since the Provost of Edinburgh sat on a spike. Mary, we'll be rich\! We'll be rich\! Mrs. Podgorny (Mary): Oh, but Angus... he hasna given you an earnest of his good faith\! Angus: Ah mebbe not but he has gi' me this... (brings out piece of folded paper from sporran) Mary: What is it now? Angus: An entry form for the British Open Tennis Championships at Wimbledon Toon... signed and seconded. Mary: Och, but Angus, ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives. Angus: Aye, but I must go though dear, I dinna want to seem ungrateful. Mary: Ach\! Angus, I wilna let you make a fool o'yoursel'. Angus: But I must. Mary: Och, no you'll not... Angus: Oh, Mary... (suddenly we hear a strange creaking and a slurping noise; a look of horror comes into his eyes) Oh, oh, Mary\! Look out\! Look out\! (Big close-up of Mary's eyes starting out from head.) Mary: Urrgh. It's the blancmange. (Blur focus. Cut to a desk for police spokesman. A peaked-capped policeman sits there, reading 'The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire' by Googie Withers. He lowers book and talks chattily to camera.) Policeman: Oh, now this is where Mr Podgorny could have saved his wife's life. If he'd gone to the police and told them that he'd been approached by unearthly beings from the Galaxy of Andromeda, we'd have sent a man round to investigate. As it was he did a deal with a blancmange, and the blancmange ate his wife. So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. And the same goes for dogs. So I'm sorry to have interrupted your exciting science fiction story ... but, then, crime's our business you know. So carry on viewing, and my thanks to the BBC for allowing me to have this little chat with you. Goodnight. God bless, look after yourselves. Which do YOU think is funnier. More importantly, How The HELL did you manage to read all that without getting bored?

135. (random) (4↑, 16↓)
random some times means one night sand

i had a random last night\!\!\!

136. (Random) (0↑, 13↓)
Something happening out of the blue. Not knowing whats gunna happen next. Not meaning most of the time to be "random", it just happens. lol

Ryan: *Steals cell* Paige: *Glares* Ryan: Finee. *Gives back the cell* Paige: *Starts texting while playing with her cellular case* You know i'm gunna need my cell back soon... Ryan: Check your hand... Paige: Oh... ooops... :D Ryan: My god your random... *Shakes head* THIS IS A TRUE STORYY\!\!\!\!

137. (Random) (0↑, 15↓)
A Good thing to shout at a girl before promply squeezing thier bust or males crotch if you're into that "scene". Or course this isn't random and is a great game to play with your family and loved one's.

1) *walk up to pre-planned girl* RANDOM\!\!\! *squeeze front and run off*

138. (random) (1↑, 16↓)
saying or doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with whats going on at the time. or something very stupid that makes no sense...

1. i like turkey dipped in bannana cream pie. can i like ur itch? sure y not, i like monkeys too\! for real?\! i thought strawberries were red\!\!\! thanks bob... 2. Lydia and Emma

139. (Random) (4↑, 20↓)
that elephant just..aw garfuncle...my muffin ran up a tree and ran into a cat\!

*some says aw Q* that was random...

140. (random) (108↑, 125↓)
someone you kiss and/or have sex with, whome you have never met before

' whod you hook up with last night? ' 'Just some random'

141. (Random) (2↑, 19↓)
Anything that truly does not make any sense of any kind whatsoever or seems dreadfully out of place, usually in a comic light; as though it were literally placed at random. Also pertains to entertainment in the sense of a random film or CD, for example, Johnny Cash does "Personal Jesus"\! That's just, so random\!

A large blue light hovering above the Marlboro man playing "Funkytown" on his CD player with gangsta rappers coming out of his ears and a monkey dancing on the end of his penis? That's so random\!

Author: Andrew Maxwell http://random.urbanup.com/324585
142. (Random) (1↑, 23↓)
Possibly the most universal word. It is the word to use when you cannot be bothered thinking of another word to use. Best used with the prefixes highly-, ridiculously-, seriously- [awesome] [ridiculously]

"That sounds like an awesome, seriously-random idea to me."

143. (random) (2↑, 26↓)
syn. for cool, good, awesome or gnarly.

Wow you're really random.

144. (random) (8↑, 40↓)
a nice, BIG hunk of pork playing ping pong in hawaii with 2 frisbees and a scotch egg.

:p

Author: naomimmm...... http://random.urbanup.com/305089
145. (random) (13↑, 61↓)
Twelve monkeys dancing on a pink trampoline whilst singing "Louie, Louie" and drinking banana daquiris. Also, Snoop Dogg is playing the bongos and discussing physics with Albert Einstein and Fred Durst in the corner of the lunchroom, eating pie, cheddar cheese, and dung beetles.

Random random random random DUCK random random random FUCK random random.

Author: Egyptian Feces Gones Mad, or Just to Hawaii http://random.urbanup.com/679049
Related: funny, weird, crazy, stupid, awesome, cool, fun, lol, sex, bored, shit, word, awkward, gay, randomness, wtf, strange, annoying, fuck, sexy, dumb, ass, wierd, amazing, insane, cute, crap, anything, hyper, odd, bitch, love, retarded, girl, silly, drunk, noob, stuff, idiot, penis
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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